Thursday, January 13, 2011

New Zodiac Signs

First they told us Pluto is not a planet anymore and now we have been living in zodiac la la land. I need more consistency with my solar system. Next thing we are gong to find out is that you can travel through time, beam from the Starship Enterprise and that lightsabers are not fiction (By the way, I want one). To those who scan the skies I do request that you figure  out whats what and then tell us. Who knows the problems I could have avoided if I had been reading the correct horoscope all these years.

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.  
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces:
March 11-April 18.
Aries:
April 18-May 13.
Taurus:
May 13-June 21.
Gemini:
June 21-July 20.
Cancer:
July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo:
Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra:
Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus:
Nov. 29-Dec. 17.  (Yep, this one is new — read all about the Ophiuchus way of life here)
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.




So now I am a Virgo. Apparently the universe is moving backwards?


Until next time,

Whenever that is now (hopefully time is still linear),


Elise